Let your geek flag fly and show off your fandom with this custom tee. Made from pre-shrunk, ringspun 100% cotton in your choice of colors and sizes, it's soft and oh-so-nerdily stylish. The shirt features taped neck and shoulder seams, 3/4" seamed rib-knit collar, and double-needle hems, so it will keep its shape and color through wash after wash. Go ahead, try and wear it out: We double-dog dare you.
Look, I could probably get away with saying I don’t use an umbrella, but let’s be honest, a good mercenary never goes into a situation unprepared. This umbrella is definitely perfect for keeping rain off my head while I’m running around and taking care of business, and it will work for you too. Plus, it’s got my face on it and chimichangas, making it the perfect umbrella.